8 o'clock monday night and im waitin

to finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me

her name is nona shes a rocker with a nose ring

she wears a 2-way but im not quite sure what that means



and when she walks

all the wind blows and the angels sing

but she doesnt notice me

cos shes watchin wrestling

creamin over tough guys

listenin to rap metal

turn tables in her eyes

its like a bad movie

shes lookin through me

if u were me then you'd be

screamin someone shoot me

as i fail miserably

tryin to get the girl all the bad guys want

cos shes the girl all the bad guys want



she likes the godsmack and i like agent orange(?)

her cd changers full of singers that r mad at their dad

she said she'd like to score some reefer and a forty

she'll never know that im the best that she'll never have



and when she walks

all the wind blows and the angels sing

but she'll never notice me

cos shes watchin wrestling

creamin over tough guys

listenin to rap metal

turn tables in her eyes

she likes them with a moustache

race track season pass

driving in a trans van

doesnt.........make a man

its like a bad movie

shes lookin through me

if u were me then you'd be

screamin someone shoot me

as i fail miserably

tryin to get the girl all the bad guys want

cos shes the girl all the bad guys want



there she goes again with fishnets on

and dreadlocks in her hair

she broke my heart i wanna be sedated

all i wanted was to see her naked



now im watching wrestling

tryin to be a tough guy

listenin to rap metal

turn tables in my eyes

i cant grow a moustache

and i aint got no season pass

all i got's a moped



its like a bad movie

shes lookin through me

if u were me then you'd be

screamin someone shoot me

as i fail miserably

tryin to get the girl all the bad guys want

cos shes the girl all the bad guys want